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Post by AREA666 on Mar 22, 2006 22:22:52 GMT -5
Well welcome back. It has been a long time in the comming but you could not have arrived at a better time. Hopefully all the other players will soon reply so we can enact our schemes. If you need that much cheese then try talking to the Jolly Green Giant.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 23, 2006 0:20:42 GMT -5
Gamma your back #yay# So our plans are all falling into place, the Yetis and flatuant flamingos will have your back as you poop on Alcuards parade. I think Area's idea with installing TrollShaman's DOS program should neutralize the problem quite nicely and make him much more complaint. And yes we should put in the G-Spot location after all Wolfe has been thru she deserves a bit of #jester# wink wink nod nod. Oh and since I am from Wisconsin I am sure I can get you a 30 ft. tall cheese wheel, would you care for some brats and beer to go with it? Yah Der Hey!
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Post by Gamma Rat on Mar 23, 2006 0:45:59 GMT -5
#rawr# Yes I am on my way to Alucards now, I am to big to go thru the closet however and must use my Elephant on roller skates as my space ship is out of fuel. We are goin old school now kids but thats OK because he will never see us comin #paperbag# because he will be scanning the skies for my rocket ship. Yah some brats vould be good! No beer though it makes me gassy belive me, you don't want to be around for that #shocked#
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 23, 2006 9:45:45 GMT -5
Yes I can agree, that amount of gas from a 100 foot tall rat can not be to fun to be around. When you arrive at Alucards location be sure to watch out for General Beanbag, he can be really nasty. Unfortunatly little is known about him at this time, but we will keep you updated with further intel.
Lindalou will become our offical cheese supplier so if you have any particular flavors you enjoy most or ones that alter your abilities let her know.
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 23, 2006 10:57:40 GMT -5
Hmmm.... Maybe we should go ahead and let the rat have all the beer and cheese he wants. The flatulance could be useful... especially against General Beanbag himself.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 23, 2006 12:00:13 GMT -5
It could be so long as they dont have any gas masks. I have never seen furby sized ones so I think we will go ahead with your plan to allow him to eat and drink everything he wants. We will send an emergency blimp with supplies to him immediatly.
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 23, 2006 12:26:40 GMT -5
Would it be possible to bottle some of the flatulance? Would make great bombs for the penguins to drop! The Yeti could toss them from quite a distance.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 23, 2006 12:42:22 GMT -5
Excellent plan, if the bottles are air tight then this would work. We will add some bottles to the supply drop. The rat can bottle it and then the penguins will come in to get some and also to give some to the Yeti.
Also has anybody heard anything about the hovercraft lately? I fear Alucard might have some trick up his sleeve with it.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 24, 2006 1:21:38 GMT -5
Just so you guys know General BeanBag sent me a rather threatening email. He has many disguises as you may know. Note how he takes after Alucard and is gender confused also. Don't be fooled by those big red lips there are big sharp pointy teeth under them. Dam I just wet my armor again The hovercraft was recovered when the Yeti's surrounded his house, it was cleverly disguised as an old weedeater propped up against the backside of the garage among the rakes. He has no way to escape. I have sent the brats and Point Special Beer (it makes the worst nasty sewer butt gas imaginable ) I have also included gas masks for the penguins and flamingos, the Yeti's don't need them they as are used to breathing where the air is thin and so have a very limited sense of smell. Which is good as they don't bathe either. I attempted to upload the photo to photobucket and it keeps telling me can not find server, I believe this to be a conspiracy on GeneralBeanBag's part so I can not disseminate his photo! -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 25, 2006 21:08:59 GMT -5
What evil genius disguising the hovercraft as a weedeater! I see that the General has devised armor that covers him from head to toe. I suspect, however, that no armor could withstand the flatulance created from the rat eating a combination of ketchup, mustard, Cheez Wiz, Spam and Point Special Beer spread on Soilent Green crackers! Hah! Take that, Beanbag! Your evil plans are at an end!!! On a side note: Was it ever determined who is the most enlightened? And whatever happened to the toaster? And just where are the eels, bats and blazing discs? -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1024 × 768##12-+-
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Post by generalbeanbag on Mar 25, 2006 22:15:21 GMT -5
ha you are all fools... while alucard was being programmed at the Microsoft headquarters i killed the toaster and built my armor from it.and while you were busy trying to figure out just how to combat the Windows 95 blue screen of death(which i might add was a ingenious ploy to distract you) we were building a Device from which no amount of magical balloons will help, yes it is a integration of The sacred Mayo which the location for we had to pry out of alucard and your precious blazing discs......mixed with a combination of xlax and yak sweat, we've also been force feeding our other troops pickled elephant testicles, hundred year old eggs and Brussel sprouts. you will all fall at my hands... Area666 maybe you should ask yourself why you haven't heard from your rat Gamma in a few days...... mmmmmm i wonder .
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 26, 2006 1:38:38 GMT -5
hhhhmm, this is grave news indeed. It would seem the General has Alucard held prisoner and Gamma. We still have many forces left, but we have no way of knowing just yet where the General is holding them captive. I would suspect him to be somewhat close to Alucards house since him being a Furby it must be very hard for him to move a man and giant rat. Hallelujah, to answer your questions that Beanbag did not answer, the bats are doing fine, they just ate to much Spam and Cheese Wiz on their return. Because of them eating so much it turns out they ate all of the cans who were fighting about who was enlightened. After the penguins left for Texas and the toaster killed by Beanbag there was only the Spam and Cheese Wiz left to argue. The eels, along with the hovercraft are in our custody where they are being interrogated by TrollShaman and his balloon minions.
For our next course of action I think we need to send the bats out on recon missions to use their sonar like ears to pinpoint where Alucard and Gamma are at. Once we know this we can formulate a plan. But be careful of Beanbag and his many spies and forms.
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 28, 2006 13:56:29 GMT -5
You killed the toaster? Nooooo!!! Such evil cannot go unpunished. #voodoo# Did you truly think that we would fall for the old blue screen of death routine? We think not!
Sending the bats out on recon is an excellent idea. Gamma and Alucard must be found as quickly as possible. How goes it with interrogation of the eels? The secret of this Device must be uncovered at all costs. Is it possible that the General's army will be able to produce flatulance that could overcome Gamma, the flamingos and the Yeti?
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Post by lindalou on Mar 29, 2006 0:22:10 GMT -5
GeneralBeanBag, Beany, I am your father. If you do not put your toys away and come home I am going to go Death Star all over your furry little a*** quit annoying the humans, they are some of our best entertainment. Come home and I will show you how to play chess with them as the pieces. -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 29, 2006 22:23:15 GMT -5
Well it appears that the eels know nothing that will help us, all they seem to say is Narblock Et Hiresimnu and then a few random numbers of 24, 66252, 578247894712389437284132789, and 101001101010100000001110101010100111010. With the amount of flatulance that Gamma can make there is no way the generals army or anybody else for that matter can make any that would affect him, as for the rest of our minions they would be affected. So I would say we hold them in reserve until we know for sure the weapons we are up against. Have the bats reported anything to you? Lucky for us Beanbags father has decided to talk through Lindalou to try and reason with him, so hopefully it works out and we can all settle this before it turns into a huge complicated mess.
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