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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 9, 2006 3:43:54 GMT -5
I think I'll leave my wife to reach my g spot coz if I reached my own in a fetal position.. I'd die of alkalitic inhalation...
#roflmao# well gee sorry to ruin the fun #roflmao# you can always edit it #crazylaugh#
but somehow I know the g spot is well hidden coz it seems very elusive and when you finally find it... it seems cloaked...hmm... hooded?... or just nodded... and this little walnut is hard to crack.. ironically it's not hard... well.. at first...then... wait.....
#WTF# why am I even,.....? #roflmao#
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Post by lindalou on Mar 9, 2006 3:47:11 GMT -5
Well with your flexibility you should not be having such a hard time finding poor Wolfie's G-Spot. Perhaps you should abandon the anbesol which numbs and find something that would wake it up. Perhaps some Starbucks Esspresso just be careful that it is not too hot as it may melt the mayo and then you will just plain have a gooey mess on your hands. But by the sounds of things that happens quite often anyway
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Post by Alucard on Mar 9, 2006 4:01:46 GMT -5
ohhhh, i gave up on wolfe, way to much work, plus i do things that she doesnt even want to think about let alone try but thank you all for your heart felt attempts to make sure i find the g spot. i know its important to you all that i find it. rest assure though i will now and forever continue to type one handed.... thank you
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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 9, 2006 4:08:24 GMT -5
#roflmao#
I guess the keyboards will be a whole lot cleaner now, disinfected and sterilized... wait... that's not Clorox we smell?
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Post by lindalou on Mar 9, 2006 4:14:37 GMT -5
And with your hover craft full of eels I'm sure you will find that elusive g-spot soon. We just don't want you to be left out, by the way I did hear that the man's equivelant of a g-spot is somewhere just above the prostrate, reachable only thru the backdoor. So pull out that plunger again and grab an eel or two and limber up. Oh and don't forget that mayo it will help grease the wheels, on second thought maybe that anbesol idea had some merit after all.....
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Post by Alucard on Mar 9, 2006 4:14:46 GMT -5
nope thats, aresol spray......because friction causes heat heat causes fire, fire causes smoke and believe me thats when you know your having a good time. or maybe its the other way around ahhh hell.....long live the toaster.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 9, 2006 4:18:42 GMT -5
yes long live the toaster #worship# did yours ever come back or is it still on a syrup sabbatical?
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Post by Alucard on Mar 9, 2006 4:30:19 GMT -5
he comes and goes as he pleases only leaving me behind a trail of crumbs and odd dvds...ohh ohh one time i did wake up to find my toaster playing tekken with the blender while talking about the meaning of cheese-wiz...believe me i felt enlightened.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 9, 2006 4:36:19 GMT -5
Enlighting would be an understatement, privileged also I would imagine, to be in presence of such greatness and to be allowed to hear about the meaning of cheez-whiz. Now if they would just discuss the origins of Spam I do believe we could use that information to stop the impending alien invasion.
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 9, 2006 11:12:31 GMT -5
OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!! You are ALL insane!! #WTF#
What have I started allowing Alucard on the forum?
My brain hurts just reading this #dunce#
Well that and my stomach.... cause I can't stop laughing #roflmao#
#worship# #jester2#
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 9, 2006 13:16:51 GMT -5
AREA666, where are you? What a horrible time to go missing in action! Perhaps he is following the trail of bread crumbs, or looking for the poor rat out in the gamma quadrant, or.... wait. Alucard, did you leave the hovercraft running?
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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 9, 2006 13:40:33 GMT -5
LOL He's still in Texas I think
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 9, 2006 14:21:32 GMT -5
Oh yeah sorry guys, I forgot to tell you all...... AREA666 went to Texas for a week... I can't quite remember how long he has been gone... but he will be back soon I am sure.
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 9, 2006 14:45:41 GMT -5
That's OK, Night Wolfe. It gave me something to joke about. #joke#
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Post by lindalou on Mar 10, 2006 2:02:55 GMT -5
OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!! You are ALL insane!! #WTF# What have I started allowing Alucard on the forum? My brain hurts just reading this #dunce# Well that and my stomach.... cause I can't stop laughing #roflmao# #worship# #jester2# Well you know what they say about "birds of a feather" you have to pluck them before you eat them or they get stuck in your throat and cause a nasty hairball. Or is it more politically correct to call it a featherball... Anyway it makes belching impossible without creating a storm of feathers which makes football players magically appear thinking there is a cheerleader pillow fight going on and it just gets ugly from there....
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