any answers

[Alucard]

;D The G-spot ;D

I'm not sure about the rest of you but i honestly believe it's as real as Nessy. it can't exist. i mean we all have our quirks and certain spots of our bodies that produce an unbelievable amount of pleasure but the mythical G spot come on...........if any one knows location of said G spot i need a written thesis, map to said G spot and a flash light and a jar of mayonnaise


thank you

[Hallelujah]

Oh my! Your poor wife! First the fence incident, then the problem with the little blue pill, now this! Another karmic issue perhaps? Instead of the little blue pill, perhaps Enzyte would prove beneficial? If nothing else, you could have a really silly grin on your face for people to laugh, point, and stare at or maybe even get a little well-earned respect from the neighborhood! In any event, surely a thesis, map, flashlight (even a solar powered one) and a jar of mayonnaise are not a very pleasurable approach to the subject. Perhaps, once again, it is time to take matters into your hands and do your own research. #winking#

[AREA666]

Now why are you thinking this so called G-Spot is on the human body? After all "X marks the spot" is not a spot on humans. So I would deduce that this spot is in reality located somewhere in the Gamma sector of the universe. What it is I can only theorize, but given the nature of midgets who ride on the backs of giant jelly covered snails, I would think it is the spot where a flat planet meets with its supports of which are of course giant elephants riding on the back of a giant fluorescent pink turtle with purple polkadots.

I have sent a rat on a expedition to said point in one of those home rockets you can buy at Toys R Us. When he gets back I shall give you a detailed map along with your needed supplies.

[Alucard]

hallelujah said:

Oh my! Your poor wife! First the fence incident, then the problem with the little blue pill, now this! Another karmic issue perhaps? Instead of the little blue pill, perhaps Enzyte would prove beneficial? If nothing else, you could have a really silly grin on your face for people to laugh, point, and stare at or maybe even get a little well-earned respect from the neighborhood! In any event, surely a thesis, map, flashlight (even a solar powered one) and a jar of mayonnaise are not a very pleasurable approach to the subject. Perhaps, once again, it is time to take matters into your hands and do your own research. #winking#

Thank you for your kind hearted response with further problems developing i look to you for support. the problem with enzyte would be that goofy smile. i don't like researching things of this nature its just much easier to ask a circus midget and some complete strangers and take all the facts and sort through them.
although i do have this doll I'm currently studying, I'm testing the effects of mayonnaise and ambesol to see if it would make a good lubericant.......so far my research is promising except since i duct taped the dolls mouth shut i cant hear her response...any ideas?

[Hallelujah]

You're very welcome! Am always happy to assist a fellow human in their hour of need. Your experiments with the mayonnaise and anbesol sound very promising indeed. Please advise us all of your findings. It is also nice to know that you have found yet another use for duct tape. As for the problem with the doll, perhaps the midget and complete strangers could help you out. On second thought, maybe it would be best to wait for the rat to get back from its expedition to the Gamma sector. If there is anything else I could help you out with, please don't hesitate to ask.

By the way, your poetry is wonderful.

[Night Ω Wolfe]

Isn't he talented?

He can go from pure senseless drivel like this to poetry that would rip your heart to shreds with it's raw emotion... actually come to think of it, it may be more weird than talent

Thank you for your sympathy by the way.... argh a man that can't find the G-Spot #roflmao#

[Hallelujah]

I would have to say a great deal of talent. Maybe a combination of both?

[Night Ω Wolfe]

Well he is definitely talented in both areas... but having the ability to go back and forth between them is just wierd... most people are one or the other, not both.

[Alucard]

Thank you very much for both of your kind responses in regards to my writing.

it means alot to me and i appreciate that you read it and liked it. ill be posting some more soon.

if any one else has any that they want to post feel free i'd love to read someone elses writing.

[alijtown2006]

It does exist. I have one!

It's a center of nerves the size of a walnut, that is connected to the clittoris. And also thought to be the female equivelent to the prostate.

Either way, it's hard to find, we tend to hide it well. Dig deeper.

[Hallelujah]

ROFL #lol# That was great!

[Deonhower Colmyne]

Uhhh I don't want to sound anatomical but isn't the Clitoris the female equivalent of the Glans Penis?

[Night Ω Wolfe]

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread is GREAT!! #goodjob# Ali!


Haha damnit Deon you are ruining it with you medical knowledge!!! Haha. #roflmao#

[Hallelujah]

This one has given me more giggles than just about any other! I love it! #clap#

[Alucard]

Should you be laughing at your g spot, thats just mean.if you love it be gentle and whisper sweet nothings to it like, taste the rainbow, or give it a pet name. i do however have to say that i finally have located my g spot.....see it all happened the other day when i had a mishap with a toilet plunger ....but any way after i dislodged the toilet plunger from my ear canal, while i was shaving and let me tell you crop circles are not as easy to make as they look. but back to my story i noticed that if i stood on one leg and extended the other out to the side and tucked the upper part of my body into the fetal position i could reach my g-spot, i have to go now and see if i can find any more oddities about myself, and just remember I'm proof that if you cant reach something the first time just keep trying different positions.