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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 10, 2006 13:43:58 GMT -5
OH MY GOD!! #eek2# The g-spot mystery, AREA gone M.I.A., the hovercraft full of ells left running, the trail of bread crumbs and dvd's, the cheez-whiz enlightenment, featherballs and magically appearing football players? I fear it may be far too late for the origins of Spam #spam# discussion. Could it be that the alien invasion has already begun? #pondering#
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 10, 2006 23:52:37 GMT -5
I am glad hallelujah is here to remind me of my tasks of long ago. Although I am more then a little suprised as to how you know of all these things I am doing. I had almost forgotten about my rat in the gamma quadrant and he was nearly starved to death. Luckily for him I recently found that the proper mixture of tin foil, cream cheese, and compressed air from an upside down can will allow teleportation. So in following the bread crumb trail from Alucards toaster I was able to pick many crumbs up and teleport them to him for food. He claims to have made many important discoveries but will not divulge them to me due to recent security troubles here that I believe are due to Alucard getting into my closet to look at my shirts to get some of his ideas. But once he is sure I am safe he will send the info. Alucard did leave his hovercraft running, and when I was trying to figure out how he got it to work since my eels are just sitting around slowly writhing until they dry up, I got to watch it hover off into the distance dragging telepohone poles, old ladies, and some of my flying penguins behind it.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 11, 2006 1:57:21 GMT -5
Yessssss, the invasion has begun. Pod People arise! It is far to late for your frail bread crumb trail. I, Areolia from the planet Poontang have taken over this gummy worm excuse of a humanoid. It was so simple, I let her find the G-Spot and she was MINE. I will enslave you all the same way for you cannot help yourselves, you humanoids must search for this silly "spot". Once I have "let" you find it, Bawwahahaha you to will be my slave and I will make you clean my giant cat litter box. Then we will see who gets called Whoflungpoo!
P.S. Your flying penguins are no match for my evil undead smurfs. - Areolia #rude#
help me I need a can of spam boiled in pickled egg juice or I fear all may be lost.......lindalou
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 11, 2006 2:07:34 GMT -5
So this would be invasion 6642-567A as classified under my invasions list and how to repel them charter. I do know my flying penguins are no match for undead smurfs, but I also know that undead smurfs fear reanimated animations of undead flying penguins in Guatamala. It also appears as if lindalou is not entirely under your control yet since she can ask for the needed weapon to fight you. Unfortunatly for us the large delivery mechanism for supplying enough spam boiled in pickle egg juice is not complete. But rest assured Areolia as soon as I get my unsalted Triscuits and dehydrated H2O your pod people shall be erradicated.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 11, 2006 2:26:36 GMT -5
Please hurry Area 666 Thank the Gods of the Kama Sutra the phone rang and I was spared the full force of the G-Spot but I fear...droool arrghhh can't help myself. Must keep searching...
Mawhahahaha silly humans!
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 11, 2006 2:36:49 GMT -5
Well then you must quickly ingest the spam in the flask I sent to you. At the same time you must think of images of Oprah when she was fat and of Dennis Rodman together while eating a cockroach sunday to get rid of any thoughts the Kama Sutra has put in your mind.
Ahahahahahaha, take that silly Pod People
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Post by lindalou on Mar 11, 2006 3:11:15 GMT -5
oh man that was rude but it worked Thanks Area I almost didn't make it thru. What a harrowing ordeal. Wow you just never know who your true friends are until the fritters are down. Thanks for sending me your flask of Spam, I would have never survived with out it #worship#
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 11, 2006 9:53:45 GMT -5
Hahaha! You thought I wouldn't remember the rat in the gamma quadrant because of my CRS didn't you? However, he is currently gathering all of my blazing discs and bats for use against invasion 6642-567A. Ha! NO pitiful pod people could possibly withstand the combined blazing discs, bats, flying penguins, eels and hovercraft! Take that Areolia! You and your kind will NEVER survive so long as we have Oprah and Dennis Rodman!
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 11, 2006 12:17:36 GMT -5
Wow, I think hallelujah should take over as the leader against the Pod People, she has an entire army at her back now and all I have it my spam flasks. But we do not want to underestimate them, they have already taken over thousands of other worlds far more advanced then us, although they did only have actual weapons and not our super creativity at hand.
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 11, 2006 13:00:59 GMT -5
LOL I think this might be one of our top most popular threads.... haha
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 11, 2006 16:24:29 GMT -5
It is one of my favorite threads. I just wish I could keep up with everybody. I am hoping that some of the craziness will rub off on me. Can be FAR too serious for my own good! #lion#
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Post by lindalou on Mar 15, 2006 2:59:35 GMT -5
Yesssss I must agree this is one my favorite threads also. And yes Hallelujah must now be crowned the Queen of Spam for she has risen above her seriousness and found her funny bone (G-spot?)
And Area don't forget that not only do we have Hallelujah's army and our creativity we also have peanut butter. With thier strange little mouths and barely any nose..... blow some sneezing powder at them and they are toast! I do believe they would implode!!! Hmmm peanut butter toast dam that sounds good. Now all I have to do is fight off Area's flying penguins so I can get to my toaster, they have it surrounded at the moment and are arguing with it. Something about cheez whiz being more enlightened than spam, it gets kind of hard to follow sometimes with all the yelling and ritual dancing.
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 15, 2006 12:04:18 GMT -5
Well you are doing way better than I am hallelujah, I will have been with Alucard for 7 yrs this June and it still hasn't rubbed off on me.... he says I need to lighten up -+-Win32##Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.1##800 × 600##1-+-
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 15, 2006 12:50:25 GMT -5
Am not too sure I'm doing better than you, Wolfe, but it has been fun trying. However, if the funny-bone and g-spot are connected in some way like Lindalou says, well.... you can see where your problem might be! #wrapit#
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 15, 2006 16:25:38 GMT -5
#roflmao# LOL
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