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Post by AREA666 on Mar 14, 2006 11:06:35 GMT -5
Hhhhhmm, looks like it is back to the pengiun boot camp drawing board then. It looks like their Tang and Cheese implants are failing. I think I will just have to fire my Michael Jackson, Willy Wonka, Dr. Seus hybrid as well. He has been trouble ever since the beginning when he decided it was more important to play with the poo flinging monkeys then to reinforce the main support column at the penguin cloning plant.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 14, 2006 11:15:02 GMT -5
Thought : AREA666's Deep Thoughts:
If tomorrow you found out today would be the last day on Earth because the CIA (Center for Interstellar Aliens), was going to launch invasion plan 44563-78A as detailed in their charter which says that Earth shall be destroyed by a gaggle of rabbid meatloafs piloting mustard powered flying penguins, then how many whoppers would you order?
What?!?!? How do you know of that invasion plan? Only I know about things such as that and you are not me. Or are you really me and I am not me since I am infact a clone of you? No, no that can not be. I am me. But then again you might want me to think that I am me when I am really not and you are the real me. If you are doing this then I shall have to destroy you and your evil plots with my counter army of ketchup powered groundhogs piloted by non-rabbid onions. That should be the direct inverse of your army and you will not stand a chance. Although I do not know if you are even the one behind this plot, it could be lindalou and he Pod People. Blast, this hurts my brain.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 14, 2006 11:16:09 GMT -5
Muahahahaha, that is exactly what I want you to think, feeble human. You will be so confused as to who you are that you will simply explode and I shall have nobody who knows of my schemes. Well other then the people who read this forum, but I think I can easily deal with their armies.
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Post by Alucard on Mar 14, 2006 18:45:24 GMT -5
ahh you have been fooled by the lesser known goverment agency known as M.C.T.T.D(Microsoft Cloning Technology and Toaster Development) which is the leading research and developers of cloning technology. sorry to break it to you but all of the documents i have found due to torturing and interrogating what i believed to be your assassin prarrie dog, (which in fact was an agent of the M.C.T.T.D)which was keeping an eye on you due to all of our chance meeting on this forum. ohh and not to mention the files i found on his laptop about all of us and including the location of my hard drive, i also found a document that clearly states that i am you, you are me, and they spliced our D.N.A and cloned it to make lindalou. so just watch your backs now this info has been released they will stop at nothing to silence us and upload widows 95 into our brains to force us to experience a torture only known as the blue screen of death. i will see if i can find any info on how to counteract this and i will let you know im going into hiding for the mean time i'll be in touch via your rat and this forum.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 14, 2006 20:57:52 GMT -5
hhhhhmmm, now that you mention it that prarrie dog did seem to be a little off compared to the others with his Microsoft clothing he always wore, and his logon screen on his laptop with the logon name of MCTTD-Agent-54, and I guess I should have thought something was odd when he held me at gun point threatening my life if I did not tell him about what I told you to do with your super secret non-chaffing formula from your saran wrap underwear. I guess I am not to suprised to find out I am you since I always thought there was something wrong with me but I could not figure it out. I wonder how they got a female out of splicing out DNA, did your female clone of yourself go better then expected? I think we can deal with Microsoft and their plans to upload W95 to our brains. All we have to do is install antivirus software and we should be fine. But even if it gets through it could be worse, they would be wanting to put on Win Me. You sure do like to go into hiding, I think you should just stay in a super secure secret bunker all the time. You get hunted so often from all of your vast knowledge you should not have that it seems to be about every week somebody is hunting you. If you need me to send some prarrie dog assassins over I can. I will just reprogram them to be bounty hunters. Make sure to feed my rat plenty of toxic crickets, she likes the way it makes her hair glow a healthy plad.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 15, 2006 3:28:58 GMT -5
Of course the female cloning went better than expected- twitch twitch- I can only say that if they attempt to install W95 I shall have to commit hairy carry. We will have to cut off all of Alucards hair and carry it over to the Pod People. I will spray them with a fine mist of salt and drain oil and then stuff the hair up thier nose and rub it on thier necks and make them itch and sneeze themselves to death. My vodoo priestess is working on an army of armadillo zombies for us but we must be prepared. #voodoo# Area you will have to hoard all the calamine lotion so they can not save themselves, Alucard stash your precious mayo for they may go after that in a pinch, take it with you into hiding it will be the only safe place for it. Sorry about cutting off all your hair but we must all make our sacrifices to save the world from this hideous invasion. #goodluck#
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 15, 2006 21:34:38 GMT -5
OOooohhh, armadillo zombies sound fun. I have the lotion locked away in my vault made out of discarded crappy movie discs. So if anybody wants it they will have to risk being seen with the movies and thus being called a loser by their friends.
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Post by AREA666 on Apr 4, 2006 22:00:31 GMT -5
Thought : While Playing double agent to gather information about the furby elitist and Bill Gates i Found some very disturbing images and bluprints for the ultimate attack. i cannot say to much right now because i am currently traveling at the speed of light through a 7 dimensional worm hole and have ended up in a garbage can surrounded by rats. i am hunting for gamma so that if i am caught some one else can warn you all, currently i am typing on a piece of lettuce and staring at a milk carton while my Mcguyver computer is hooked into a bannana phone for a connection. im not sure but it seems that this moldy cheese isn't working well enough for my mouse.
I wish you luck on your journey to find Gamma, the information you know must be protected at all costs. Should you fail to find him then be sure to just write down what you learned on some old apple cores and send them out on the next planned alien invasion of Earth. When the aliens attack I will sneak onto their ship that has the info so it can be released for all to know. Do you know where the wormhole took you? Garbage and rats makes me think New York so maybe you are there? If your MacGyver mouse is failing then referr to your MacGyver manual, chapter 4 (How to build a mouse out of spoiled milk, 3 rubber bands, and a used tissue).
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Post by lindalou on Apr 5, 2006 0:41:44 GMT -5
OK is this part of our battle? I am confused which doesn't surprise me as I have only recently discovered I am not who I thought I was. Twitch Twitch, hmmm maybe I am really Samantha from Bewitched? Would that make Alucard, Aunt Clara (whose spells were always going wrong rather like Alucards experiments...) and Area, must be Dr. Bombay. Not sure why but it seems to fit. But back to the finer points of the obtuse, yes I agree it must be New York, which would be a rather convenient as my army of rats wearing their radio controlled helmets is awaiting deployment.
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Post by AREA666 on Apr 5, 2006 7:22:18 GMT -5
Nah this isnt really for our battle plans or anything, it is just where if you want you can reply to Alucards thoughts, it just so happened that his current one had bits of our plans in it.
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Post by lindalou on Apr 6, 2006 3:36:50 GMT -5
#roflmao# I thought we almost had another faux pas, oops excuse me, man I better leave the Cheez Whiz and Spam alone #brainfart#
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Post by lindalou on Apr 6, 2006 23:50:05 GMT -5
Alucards Thought - i don't get it maybe some one can explain to me this whole hip-hop,thug bubblegum pop movement to me...WTF is wrong with these people that try to emulate what they see on T.V. which in almost everycase is nothing more then a Image created by record lables...who in fact control the goverment...who in turn control the news stations who in turn control burger king....damn people i said no pickles, so to wrap things up why is it, that mutant telekentic llamas are allowed to run for intergallatic president?
First things first - The whole hip-hop thug thing is a complete mystry to me also. Why would someone want to wear their pants half way down thier ass with thier boxers hanging out. Everytime I see a kid dressed like that I just want to "pants" them; it would be to easy though. I like a challenge, now pulling down a nice tight pair of Wranglers... now there is a challenge! Anyway, it just looks ridiculous to me, they look like slobs, like they don't care about anything. Which is to dam close to the truth except when it comes to them getting what ever it is the poor little spoiled brats want. I worry about the world, if all we have are "hip-hop wanna be thugs" to run things, like our government, schools ect. man we think the world is f** up now??? 2nd - personally I would rather have a mutant telekentic llama than a wanna be thug running the galaxy how about you?
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Post by AREA666 on Apr 7, 2006 19:02:29 GMT -5
Thought : i don't get it maybe some one can explain to me this whole hip-hop,thug bubblegum pop movement to me...WTF is wrong with these people that try to emulate what they see on T.V. which in almost everycase is nothing more then a Image created by record lables...who in fact control the goverment...who in turn control the news stations who in turn control burger king....damn people i said no pickles, so to wrap things up why is it, that mutant telekentic llamas are allowed to run for intergallatic president?
Well the simple answer is that you do not get it because like the rest of us who post in your area we are enlighted and above such things as the general moronic populas. The longer answer is that because of the war in Iraq there is a shortage of cheese graters (the people who do it, not the actual device). The job of cheese grater is very simple in nature. All one must do is take cheese to a sharp metal surface, rub it back and forth until the cheese is gone. In doing this the people tend to either slice up their hands in which case they are taken to Soylent processing plants, but the ones that do not tend to have their pants slowly filled with cheese gratings that miss the bowls. This cheese builds up over time and pulls the workers pants down. But then the whole Iraq war came along and Bush needed some fodder divisions to test enemy strong points and since the cheese graters will do anything without question he sent them. So now we have a shortage of them and to get new ones the government decided to start making young people lower their pants to get used to an aspect of their future jobs. Since only people who are stupid listen to those kinds of music and you do not you would not know this. I know it because I have my handy book of government and alien conspiracies, this particular one is found under goverment plan FB36-A. Now your mutant telikinetic llamas are actually in charge of this entire plan. So as you said in the heirarchy of areas controlled by the said group it means that they want more power. The llamas want to rule the galaxy so they can use any planet they wish as a giant spitoon. They long ago filled their home planet of Llamania with it and it became an uninhabitable waste land. This was long ago and they have not been able to spit since. But if one of them gains power as intergalactic president then they will be able to use any planet they wish. They have had many spies here on Earth for quite some time in the form of nonintelligent llamas that we see in zoos, they are not that much different then the rap listening group actually. But anyway these llamas have spy cameras in them which they have been using to see how we respond to spitting. To their excitement they have seen while we find it disgusting if they spit on us that we will not just slaughter them like other planets have when spies were sent. So if a llama becomes president then Earth will undoubtibly become the new spitoon of the galaxy.
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Post by AREA666 on Apr 24, 2006 20:14:41 GMT -5
Thought : I have recently discovered that if you stand on your head and count backwards from lemon, that you can potentially understand the trajectory of a pile of monkey dung thrown at 5 mph by a camel choking on a pea shooter. Keeping this information in mind, If you were to be chased by a rabid poo flinging camel being controlled by a penguin jockey on a pogo stick what kind of soup would you eat to combat foot fungus?
I have been severly lacking in my crazy thoughts as of late, I think I have missed 2 or three thoughts, but I will try to reply to more and also to revivie the battle which seems to be in a Cold War state right now with our mutually assured destruction and all.
Anyway for this thought at first I had trouble counting from lemon since I was getting stuck on bolt since I did not know what came next, but after I realized it was marble I was fine. I was able to calculate the trajectory to being 1.5 million parts per cubed hair knot at 32 degrees kelvin at an altitute of 15 telephones above jelly level for an angle of watermelon. Now with that in mind it was simple to realize that all I needed to do about the camel and penguin was to sing the ABC's backwards but using numbers in place of the letters and then I had a picknik of Popcorn Jellybelly soup and my foot fungus was was rapidly leaving my feet and transforming into ring worm, thanks Alucard!!!!!!!!!
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Post by dragornis on Apr 30, 2006 3:30:55 GMT -5
Its yet another government conspiracy, BFD (Bureau For Defense) has had a "joint" operation with BFV (Bureau of Fruits and Vegetables to perfect the perfect Cum-Quat Alein Eradication Combat Unit. It is a little know fact that Man Eating Cum-quats were originally DinosauR Eating cum-quats, who pretty much ate themselves out of food source. Knowing that dinosaurs understood the detriment of eating stupid people upon their gene pool. However Cum-quats being the voracious omnivores that they are,,, said.."Hey if they walk into our Cum-quat grove why not eat them (stupid humans or not). And that in effect has caused the dummy down of an entire generation of a once thriving species,, unlike stupid people who seem to replicate like fruit flies only dummer. Hence the federal regulations of feeding stupid people to man-eating Cum-Quats, which as caused a rebound effect in the numbers of the surving numbers as they are having a difficut time getting smart people to volunteer for the project..sort of a reverse Darwinian effect. Hence the "Joint" operation to get the higher IQ folks dummied down long enough to feed them to the Cum-quats. This is all on the QT and I'll denie all cupability for the leak of this very sensitve info.
Oh and I am sorry alucard that I hit you with my bumper car..didnt regonize you with your KFC and pineapple disquise, we were looking for volunteers for the above mentioned program.. All the best though.
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