lindalou
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Post by lindalou on Mar 2, 2006 6:20:37 GMT -5
Don't quite know the etiquette of this sort of thing but I suppose I just shouldn't ask questions and not say Hello, I am Linda and after much surfing I found this site and it was the best out of them all so here I will stay. It definately has the most unusual cast of charaters and somehow that appeals to my inner child who appears to have kidnapped my sanity along with my toilet plunger. Last week she stole my gravy ladle and now this, she is turning into quite the klepto. If any of you see her she is much to little to be out wandering around please capture her and put her in a cage made of yams and liver.
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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 2, 2006 6:49:40 GMT -5
#welcome# Well hello and welcome Linda. Call me Deon as most people who think my name is too long would. I am glad you found this site most pleasing and hopefully the most informative. Wolfe and Area did excellent work in putting this forum together, and I am recently contributing what little I can. Alucard as you know is our RSA and since you're taking his daily thoughts enthusiastically I am sure you'll enjoy his antics. Welcome, welcome, to the wackiest, the almost-complete, and controversial site of Wolfe's Lair. I don't know why it's controversial it just sounds nice.
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 2, 2006 10:56:34 GMT -5
#Welcome# Linda! I have already seen a good amount of your posts and you will fit in here perfectly! I really hope you decide to keep being active in the forum.... nice to see people are finally posting... well that excludes the Staff and Hallelujah Your sense of humor really fits in with these crazies that hang out here... the craziest being my husband Alucard. Wolfe #wolf#
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 2, 2006 12:52:41 GMT -5
Help me Linda, your inner child has escaped the prison I made of yams and liver and is now holding me at ladle point and is threatening to make me eat toe nail clippings dipped in earwax.
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 2, 2006 18:15:08 GMT -5
Hello Linda! #wave# It's nice to have someone else around who can keep up with AREA and Alucard! #dragon#
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Post by lindalou on Mar 3, 2006 1:19:56 GMT -5
That would be Dameon I mean my inner child, it is her favorite snack, chock full of protein ya know. I can't believe she escaped she hates yams and liver and refuses to touch it at home. It always works, did she get into syrup also? If so run away. Perhaps if you build a large wooden badger.....
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Post by lindalou on Mar 3, 2006 1:23:57 GMT -5
Also I would like to say Thank You for the warm welcome and yes for some strange reason I do believe I will fit in around here, kinda nice for a change.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 3, 2006 8:11:06 GMT -5
So that is why she wanted me to eat it, being a favorite snack and all she was just trying to be nice and I must have taken it wrong. The reason she was able to escape was because when I was off fighting one of my ninja monkeys that pelican master Alucard talked about trippedon some of the discarded yam parts and his bannana sword sliced the cage open. I do not think now with my new knowledge that a badger will be necessary. If I do need it though how does it come into play? Is is large enough to contain her, or is it much larger and I can use it Troy style and have millions of phase changing roaches come out to capture her?
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Post by lindalou on Mar 3, 2006 23:19:34 GMT -5
The badger would be trojan style, you the fase changing roaches and I will sneak out when she is asleep and catch her unarmed and totaly unaware. Then we start throwing raw liver at her until she begs for mercy, which of course we will not show. This is no time for compassion or weakness she must be captured at all costs.
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Post by -Aerows- on Mar 8, 2006 11:57:34 GMT -5
Heavens, I hate roaches...someone capture her quickly! Phase changing roaches would turn my usually exceedingly brave self to jelly! Eww Eww Eww Speaking of which, I know Arachnaphobia is fear of spiders, Claustrophobia is fear of enclosed spaces, and Altophobia is fear of heights, none of which I suffer from... What the heck is fear of cochroaches? Seriously...one fell from the attic and got into my nightgown as a wee child and it has forever made me fear and despise them...LOL
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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 8, 2006 12:01:10 GMT -5
You shouldn't live where I was born then we had cockroaches bigger than the size of your thumb and they fly like crazy when you shine them with light... in fact I remember cracking a joke in our small group of friends and he was laughing so hard, so loud and so wide that the roach flew into his mouth..... crunch!
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Post by -Aerows- on Mar 8, 2006 12:06:07 GMT -5
Umm...no
I grew up in New Orleans, and have been to Key West. I *know* what a big cockroach looks like...Trust me...
You know it's a big cockroach when you drop a shoe on it and the shoe moves....
:::shudder:::
The one I encountered in the bathroom of a pub in Key West was the size (and probably was one of) those hissing roaches.
I lived in Arizona as a child, and I *swear* it was bigger than the tarantulas that they have there (which didn't scare me).
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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 8, 2006 12:09:31 GMT -5
ahh well that's bigger... I think... tho I don't think roaches here in the US are common house hold pet #roflmao#
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Post by -Aerows- on Mar 8, 2006 12:14:09 GMT -5
No they aren't "pets" they are *pests* in the deep south. They don't live in the house, the come in when it rains (which in New Orleans and Florida is frequently).
I had one literally attack me when I was out at night in Florida. I was under a light and the damn thing *flew* right at me, got in my hair, and had me screaming and running like an axe murderer was after me.
How embarassing for the mighty warrior -Aerows-.
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Post by Deonhower Colmyne on Mar 8, 2006 12:17:18 GMT -5
think they generally are but where I come from was so ragged and so well... humid, they come in rainy or not kind of like a common site
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