lindalou
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Post by lindalou on Mar 16, 2006 0:02:11 GMT -5
Please let me know ASAP when he gets back it is imperative that we begin before the next lunar cycle. The deep sea giant jellyfish are going to spawn and migrate and if we miss their migration we will never capture enough of them at one time to make our space time continuum warp machine.
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Post by TrollShaman on Mar 16, 2006 17:47:47 GMT -5
Have you tried Big Bob's "Deep Sea Giant Jellyfish in a Can"? It's not as fresh as catching spawning deep sea giant jellyfish yourself, but it's alot safer than getting caught "downwind" of spawning deep sea giant jellyfish, if ya know what I mean. That's just nasty. Last time I felt dirty for a week. Well, almost a week. It was a Thursday and bath night is on Wednesday. Oh, and beware the funny after taste. I mean of the canned jellyfish. Not the spawning ones. Well, that had a funny after taste, too, but you don't want to try that. -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1024 × 768##1-+-
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Post by Hallelujah on Mar 16, 2006 18:03:20 GMT -5
OH, NO!!!!! It's another one!!! Man, I just can't keep up as it is. LOL #roflmao#
Welcome TrollShaman! #welcome#
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Mar 16, 2006 19:17:00 GMT -5
Arrghhh... I am being overrun by loonies!!!! #help#
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 16, 2006 21:31:58 GMT -5
Ahahahahaha, yes us loonies are spawning at an alarming rate and will soon control those who are considered sane. Anyway though the rat should be back within a week, will that be enough time? I know the jeppy fish cycle is short so like you said we will need to be moving fast, but would it even be possible to say supplement the ones we catch with the canned ones? I think it is thesable for it to work although we might also have to supplement in some powdered potato mix to counteract the degraded signal quality. If we dont do that then if we try to warp we will instead be warped into a giant ball of yarn.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 17, 2006 5:11:25 GMT -5
Well as partial as I am to crocheting doilies I really don't want to turn into yarn so we will just have to make it work. Perhaps if we also added a smidge of toe jam and a couple of Alucards electric eels it might just work #thinking2# yesssss I do believe it WILL !!!mawahahahaha
Yessss Welcome TrollShaman to our parlor said the spider to the fly #evillaughsign#
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 17, 2006 14:16:03 GMT -5
Toe jam does have excellent conductive properties, so using the electric eels with it should work well. If we need more power though we can always burn relish and back hair.
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Post by TrollShaman on Mar 17, 2006 17:26:39 GMT -5
A good substitute for toe jam is belly button lint. I have plenty. If you're careful to clean around the navel you can get a nice size sample going. And with a deep enough belly button, sometime it'll ferment for extra pungency.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 17, 2006 17:30:23 GMT -5
Ah yes it does, mmm, and it gets all stuck together with unknown kinds of goo or something. When Alucard gets back we will have to see if we think between us all if we can get more toe jam or bellybutton lint out of us. I do believe our time of advancement it upon us.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 17, 2006 20:57:27 GMT -5
Well since I have little tiny feet we may be stuck with the lint. I will go up in the attic and roll around in the insulation and then clean out the lint trap in the dryer, I would gather the dust bunnies out from under my bed but last time I attempted that one bit mebut we will need Alucards giant jar of mayonnaise to get enough goo to make it all stick together. Maybe if we all stick our thumbs in our mouths and plug our noses and blow real hard we can force enough ear wax out that would make it good and sticky and flamable. Yes it is time to make our move, because I have heard rumblings in the eastern quadrant about a possible uprising of the Zloran Zlup fruit and we all know what happened last time they tried to take over the galaxy. #catfight# We need to squash this before it gets rolling.
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 17, 2006 21:16:24 GMT -5
Yes, ear wax will work well for flamibility, and it will also make our ball sticky so all we have to do is get it to the central command center, and boom, no more problem. If the Zloran's are indeed on the move then our timing is going to be ever so crucial. The toasters are amassing an army to the west, my penguins are in turmoil to the north and probably are easily infulenced at this point in time due to the argument over Spam and Cheese Wiz, and speaking of that I believe the Cheese Wiz and Spam cans have combined forces in the South. This mean we are smack dab in the middle. If they all decide to attack even themselves we will find outselves in the center of it all. I do not think we can withstand their combined might just yet. So we will really really need our warp abilites soon. Hoepfully Alucard returns soon since we need his mayo to complete our weapon. If he does not return soon then I fear we will have to do a valliant fight to the death. But before that happens I do not want to experience the aftermath of the Zlorans. No more melted purple crayons and prun juice for me thankyou.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 17, 2006 21:44:41 GMT -5
Yes I agree, that prune juice was the worst. Man talk about sticky I knew about the penguins but the toasters came as a suprise! I thought after Alucards toaster went on his syrup sabbatical they were able to work out thier differences with the penquins. All that meditation for nothing. What a supreme waste of syrup. I am beginning to feel like Nell in the Dudley Doright cartoon. Tied to the tracks with Snidley Whiplash looming over me. Where is Dudley I mean Alucard with his mayo and eels? Has his hovercraft been found yet? Will the forces of evil be thwarted.... stay tuned boys and girls and find out after this quick commercial break for..... #spam# -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by AREA666 on Mar 17, 2006 21:50:41 GMT -5
Yay for Spam, hopefully hallelujah will come here soon to give us a commercial on it. Alucard is still MIA, or maybe just to far in hiding at the moment which I hope is true. However hallelujah came up with an important idea. We have the yetis that are not against us or with us, so I said we need somebody to go talk to them to get them to join our side. Also if it comes down to a fight I think we might fare rather well actually. We can simply ask TrollShaman to make us some balloon weapons, armor, or maybe even his cool avatar troll. Imagine the havok that would be done if we had like 50 of them on our side. If we have not heard from Alucard by sunday then we must make our move. Anytime after that and I think it will be to late.
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Post by lindalou on Mar 18, 2006 0:40:38 GMT -5
Yessss I love the balloon weapons and armour. The balloon trolls would be the straw that breaks the back of the invasion I think. We will be unbeatable with our lint ball bombs and our balloon amour. Latex to the rescue #wrapit#
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Post by TrollShaman on Mar 18, 2006 3:09:10 GMT -5
Oh, if we're talking latex, I'm your man. I've got about 8,ooo balloons here, I got the know how, and I'm not afraid to use them. As for the penguins..... -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1024 × 768##1-+-
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