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Jul 27, 2006 15:29:31 GMT -5
Post by hiramsedai on Jul 27, 2006 15:29:31 GMT -5
Women are still a mystery to me even though I've adored them since the age of 7 or 8.
As a married man, I must be empathic and telepathic to understand what she means AND remember what she says in case she changes her mind. I am estrogen impaired and am therefore, wrong.
I will be wrong this time tommorow because she has the uterus and therefore the right to do that banshee thing when I dance and sing with the cats I have two cats and she has 4 cats & one dog. The dog and I relate quite well because we both have large noses and smell like what was left on the front lawn. (That's a good puppy!)
I taught my cats how to fetch and talk. I simply cannot teach my wife any tricks yet because that would be wrong.
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Jul 27, 2006 19:30:23 GMT -5
Post by AREA666 on Jul 27, 2006 19:30:23 GMT -5
There really is no point in trying to understand women. Your time would be better spent on the simple things in life like proving the existance or not of God, contemplating infinity, inventing a time machine, and so on.
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Jul 28, 2006 7:42:41 GMT -5
Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Jul 28, 2006 7:42:41 GMT -5
Well I will let you guys into a little secret.... women are all a bunch of smoke and mirrors. We are actually really easy to understand, the problem is that men think about things is such a different way than we do that you guys just can't seem to figure us out Its funny too because growing up I was always friends with way more boys than girls... I'm just not a very good girl. You know how most girls are high maintenance and spend far too much time thinking about guys, cloths, hair and basically how they look and what they have that makes them look better? Well that has NEVER been me... I am VERY low maintenance and I would rather play a video game than go shopping. So anyway I never related well to women, but I still understand how even the most prissy women think. So all my guys friends used to come to me on a regular basis asking me to explain their women to them... does that go against the Girl Code of Honor? LOL anyway you guys shouldn't fret... most of what women say and do that infuriates you is done only for that purpose. -+-Win32##Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.5##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Women
Jul 28, 2006 11:21:19 GMT -5
Post by Hallelujah on Jul 28, 2006 11:21:19 GMT -5
Hmmm, now we know why the dog is man's best friend. As for trying to understand women, why bother? I gave up on trying to understand the way men think long ago. Besides, the differences make life interesting... Wolfe, I am more like you in that I would much rather play a video game than go shopping (hate shopping). The prissy females who squeel at the sight of an insect irritate me and most "fashionable" clothing is so uncomfortable that I don't see how anyone can stand to wear it. Most feminine shoes are foot destroyers and not fit for any human to wear let alone walk in. They always show women actually running in spike heels in the movies and I wonder how the hell anyone can without breaking an ankle or something. I knew one woman who would actually spend hours prying her eyelashes apart with a pin or needles after applying mascara. Anyway, kudos to you, Hiramsedai, for realizing that you are estrogen impaired and therefore are and always will be wrong. #clap# -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1024 × 768##1-+-
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Jul 28, 2006 11:34:15 GMT -5
Post by hiramsedai on Jul 28, 2006 11:34:15 GMT -5
i will type this and let the chips fall where they may I am a cat person I have two cats, Miranda and Trotter our pets can be found here www.raberware.com/pics_pet.htmlI taught trotter how to be a dog. He is loyal and quite stupid. He fetches little paper balls for me. My wife is loyal and intelligent she can be found here www.raberware.com/pics_main.htmlShe has a dog that adores me. The dog is Josephine (Jo Jo) and her breath usually smells of cat poo. -+-Win32##Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.5##800 × 600##1-+-
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Jul 28, 2006 11:47:16 GMT -5
Post by Hallelujah on Jul 28, 2006 11:47:16 GMT -5
Thanks for showing us the pics. I love cats too. My husband doesn't like them at all, but he would be envious of the tank models.
Edit: Am starting another thread and continuing this conversation since we got a little off topic here.
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Dec 16, 2006 11:44:50 GMT -5
Post by dragonsmith0 on Dec 16, 2006 11:44:50 GMT -5
A lot of things women do is to weed out stragglers and offer some form of protection against those wanting to take advantage. Men do sometimes exhibit these qualities....they are known as politicians. Regular guys get frustrated because we tend to be A to B to C type of thinkers. It doesn't take too much to get into the right mindset once you realize it's a type of interactive exchange or game. Unfortunately most guys get mad and by the time they figure this out are vengeful.
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