Post by Alucard on Aug 4, 2007 18:13:18 GMT -5
Ok first off hi all how is every one?.....ok now that i've said that. let me start the next sentence by say W T F is wrong with people, as some of you know i work in retail. so most of the time i get to interact with what i like to call the fuc k tards that are visiting cape cod for the summer. the first thing thats pissing me off is where the hell did these people learn to drive i mean did they get there license issued to them from a blind midget that was duct taped to the front of the car acting as a hood ornament.......i swear to what ever entity that is out there that if i get cut off, or if some douche bag pulls the nose of his/her car into the middle of oncoming traffic, or tail gated, or these teens that think its funny to keep flashing their brights one more 
time im going to snap, and i will personally make sure that they cant look at a car and or think about driving with out it causing them sever discomfort and or pain.
ok second, if one more ass hole comes into my store pissed off because he found out that his wife is the guy from jiffy lube and tries to take it out on me i will most certainly be in the news papers because i will take every movie within reaching distance snap them in half sharpen the edges with sand paper and shove them in any orifice that is available come to think of it ill make new orifices, then ill find out where he lives and proceed to super glue his wifes face to the door of their car their dog/cat/hamster/bird will be turned into a skeet and ill shoot them with a potato cannon. if they have any kids well they will mostly be sold into slavery on the black market .
third im tired of all these old geriatric viagra popping walking corpses for the love of god just run these old fucks over put them on a bus and drive it over a cliff......shit drive into the ocean and tell them that your going to seaworld........ im half tempted to make a device that will generate a strong enough emp to atleast wipe out most of them then i can have a execution squad round the rest of them up an feed them to the animals at the zoo it'll be like giving the animals beef jerky...... ok im done for now i think
nope i lied if i see one more person trying to act like a gangsta rapper while wearing flip flops im going to take my hand scanner and beat them to death. ok now im done.....
time im going to snap, and i will personally make sure that they cant look at a car and or think about driving with out it causing them sever discomfort and or pain. ok second, if one more ass hole comes into my store pissed off because he found out that his wife is
the guy from jiffy lube and tries to take it out on me i will most certainly be in the news papers because i will take every movie within reaching distance snap them in half sharpen the edges with sand paper and shove them in any orifice that is available come to think of it ill make new orifices, then ill find out where he lives and proceed to super glue his wifes face to the door of their car their dog/cat/hamster/bird will be turned into a skeet and ill shoot them with a potato cannon. if they have any kids well they will mostly be sold into slavery on the black market .third im tired of all these old geriatric viagra popping walking corpses for the love of god just run these old fucks over put them on a bus and drive it over a cliff......shit drive into the ocean and tell them that your going to seaworld........ im half tempted to make a device that will generate a strong enough emp to atleast wipe out most of them then i can have a execution squad round the rest of them up an feed them to the animals at the zoo it'll be like giving the animals beef jerky...... ok im done for now i think
nope i lied if i see one more person trying to act like a gangsta rapper while wearing flip flops im going to take my hand scanner and beat them to death. ok now im done.....
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