If you have one or more

[Alucard]

If you have one or more of the following list you will be shot, hung, beaten like a pinata, dragged behind a car in the indie 500 and then impaled head first on a spike.

its because of people like this developing irrational fears that i have decided to make a list of all the phobias i find amusing and or just sad. yet the above still applies i have no sympathy for any of you. get a job a hobby do something, i mean come on if you cant take then do us all a favor and go play in traffic.

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Barophobia- Fear of gravity

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people

Ataxiophobia - Fear of disorder

Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of bodily odors

Coitophobia - Fear of sexual intercourse.

Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions

Hierophobia - Fear of priests.

Pteronophobia - Fear of being tickled by feathers.

Rectophobia - Fear of rectum.

Urophobia - Fear of urine.

Antidaeophobia - Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.

Hellenologophobia - Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.

Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Klismaphobia - Fear of Enemas.

Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.

Nihilophobia - Fear of (absolutely) nothing.

Oneirogmophobia - Fear of wet dreams.

Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.

Phobophobiaphobia - Fear of having a fear of phobias.

Turophobia - Fear of cheese.

Xenoglossophobia - Fear of foreign languages.

[AREA666]

I am going to agree with you here, if people actually have those phobias they need to be eliminated by the means you listed. Where did you find the list anyway? I cant believe people would actually have those phobias, it just seems so silly.

[Alucard]

i was redirected to this website from a psycology website.

www.aboutphobias.com/phobia_list.html

here you go......like I've said before feel free to laugh point and stare
unless your looking in a mirror then go ask your shower curtain for psychological help

[Deonhower Colmyne]

Thank Gawd I don't have any of those Some of them were truly hillarious. For me the funniest was that fear of having phobia phobia thing LOL How would you know you're afraid of fear if you fear it already? LOL

[sacredfenix]

.If I ever met a guy with Ithyphallophobia or Coitophobia I would take them into a strip club, lock the door, and say have fun #innocent#

For all of those people part of me feels this way #sob#

The larger 99.999999999% of me feels more along the lines of this #crazylaugh# and #grumble#

[magikltrevr]

I am just glad that none of my ancestors had Ithyphallophobia.

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[Hallelujah]

I'm glad they didn't too, Trev! #roflmao#

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