Post by Ari’laftia on Apr 2, 2007 16:32:40 GMT -5
I thought this would be fun to share some of the funniest song lyrics youve heard. We get a total of 3 radio stations here, One rock, a talk and a country. Now this morning I was sick of the politics talk and Rock had yet again the same song I keep hearing every time I turn it on... so I went to country (Dont stone me, It was just a momentary lapse in judgment!) I heard the funniest thing I've heard in while... Here are the lyrics to it...
And living in a state just chok full o rednecks, I've seen this!
REDNECK YACHT CLUB
Written By Steve Williams & Thom Shepherd
I'm meeting my buddies out on the lake
we're headin out to a special place we love
that just a few folks know
There's no signing up, no monthly dues
take your Johnson, your Mercury or your Evinrude and fire it up
and meet us out at party cove
Come on in' the waters fine
just idle on over and toss us a line
CHORUS
Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge
strung together like a floating trailer park
anchored out and gettin loud all summer long
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club
Bermuda's' flip-flops and a tank top tan
popped his first top at ten a.m., thats bob
he's our president
We're checking out the girls on the upper deck
rubbin' in 15 spf, its hot
everybody's jumpin' in
Later on when the sun goes down
we'll pull out the jar and the old guitar
and pass'em around
Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge
strung together like a floating trailer park
anchored out and gettin loud all summer long
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club
And living in a state just chok full o rednecks, I've seen this!
REDNECK YACHT CLUB
Written By Steve Williams & Thom Shepherd
I'm meeting my buddies out on the lake
we're headin out to a special place we love
that just a few folks know
There's no signing up, no monthly dues
take your Johnson, your Mercury or your Evinrude and fire it up
and meet us out at party cove
Come on in' the waters fine
just idle on over and toss us a line
CHORUS
Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge
strung together like a floating trailer park
anchored out and gettin loud all summer long
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club
Bermuda's' flip-flops and a tank top tan
popped his first top at ten a.m., thats bob
he's our president
We're checking out the girls on the upper deck
rubbin' in 15 spf, its hot
everybody's jumpin' in
Later on when the sun goes down
we'll pull out the jar and the old guitar
and pass'em around
Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge
strung together like a floating trailer park
anchored out and gettin loud all summer long
side by side there's five houseboat front porches
astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
regular joes rocking the boat that's us
the redneck yacht club