Post by Deonhower Colmyne on May 15, 2007 18:46:35 GMT -5
I found, bought and played a weird game. If you guys wanna rent this I can recommend it. It was heavily bashed in PS2 game reviews including IGN who groans at the mere mention of this game. At face value, it's not that great. Graphics are near horrible, backgrounds are bland and almost polygonice and some parts of the environment disappear if you pan the camera too fast or at an awkward angle. Still, this beat em up game has me playing a second run. It's a bit similar to precision like Tekken. Since I've been a Tekken player since God knows when, I appreciated this game. One interesting aspect is that you can't block. Yes you can't block the enemy when he or she takes a swing at ya. But you can dodge like hell. The humor is a big plus. I think Area will appreciate the weirdness here: Power Ranger Midgets, Poison chihuahuas, Gorilla Wrestlers with Zippers at the back of their pants, Mohawk Punks who think they are Alexander the great, Dominatrix with whips whose finishing move traps your face between their legs and sits on you... the list goes on.... This game gave me a lot of chuckles and a few hards laughs. Storywise, it made no friggin sense, which was refreshing. Graphics wise it was almost horrendous. But the fun factor is there. Add surfer-rock music and hell you got hawaiian five O mixed with linkin park which was cool.
All in all I am just so happy I didn't let the reviews get to me. Me and my wife are having fun with this game with all the hilarious situations the protagonist gets himself into. Warning though the lines are cheesy.... extra... cheesy... you'll either throw the remote at it or laugh a little
Oh... and if you finish it... the theme song is just sooooooo bad.. I almost died laughing when I heard it. It's like a Japanese man tried to translate a good Japanese song and it didn't come out right in English... LOL Not to mention he tried to sing it in English!!!! Oh God imagine Jet Li singing hard rock LOL
All in all I am just so happy I didn't let the reviews get to me. Me and my wife are having fun with this game with all the hilarious situations the protagonist gets himself into. Warning though the lines are cheesy.... extra... cheesy... you'll either throw the remote at it or laugh a little
Oh... and if you finish it... the theme song is just sooooooo bad.. I almost died laughing when I heard it. It's like a Japanese man tried to translate a good Japanese song and it didn't come out right in English... LOL Not to mention he tried to sing it in English!!!! Oh God imagine Jet Li singing hard rock LOL