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Post by dragornis on Mar 30, 2006 7:40:31 GMT -5
went to dis-prove/prove alucard's hypothsis on stability /critical mass of homogenis mixtures of decaying vegatable mattter under cryrogenic stasis.
Before i could catch check the mixture of mayo based agar , the Fridge came alive grabbbed me by the neck ..threw me down the toilet and screamed "There how do you like a belly full of 72 hours old meat gravey ..you Twit!"
Guess somethings are best left to the professionals..
Think I'll grow a cottage cheese curd based paint to drive away unwanted rodents, insects and in-laws.
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Post by Alucard on Apr 15, 2006 23:47:09 GMT -5
I guess i Should have stated that none of my experiments should not be tried by any one unless you have previous experience and or help of a professional. that stated my new math equation is the following
Zx5 (R +-59x8) 7*9 - Z(R+Zx5)=?
if Z=7+_ , 5=mayo cubed and R= dry humping a turtle
then you would possibly be able to create a stable environment for Luke warm fusion... but only if you have a generator made entirely of twist ties wd40 and 9v batteries.
but it must be stationed to the left of the Luke warm fusion device at 37 1/2 degrees propped up on 1 side at a right angle of 58 degrees. but for this to work you must flush the toilet until it switches directions and leave a hybrid goat/wilder beast cheese wheel out to ferment .....well have fun if you need any further instructions ask Area Lindalou, hallelujah or myself.
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Post by dragornis on Apr 24, 2006 6:01:37 GMT -5
Well honestly, its not the first time that i've been told I need the help of a professional, alucard has been astude enough to spot that on my first reply.
Its so clear to me now ...that I used AA batteries,, inplace of 9 volts which clearly explains why my fridge transmorgified into a gelatinous mass on the floor,
I feel so much more secure now ,, around kitchen appliances,,,except the toaster,,which I'm sure has been following me around the place..( I''ve spotted those pop tart crumbs that had fallen from the greedy toaster's maw) which has never yet coughed up a toasted pop tart,,
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