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Post by lindalou on May 2, 2006 0:31:24 GMT -5
Lindalou has told me of your predicament. I shall attempt to cast the 3 bean salad spell but I think I may have eaten a bad Zolorian Zlup fruit this morning and am afraid it could go either way..... the General may end up even more powerful. He may end up really gassy and may not be able to stop farting only problem is it may kill everyone on the planet with the noxious fumes. I eagerly await your decision. -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by AREA666 on May 2, 2006 19:40:47 GMT -5
Yes that is what it was!!!! The Zolorians, that is who I was supposed to blow up with the weapons, not us. As for the spell I think you should cast it anyway. I think the general might be weakened seeing as how we have not heard from him in a while now, he is likely hiding because he knows we shall be victorious, or since Alucard has not been on in a while it is possible the general has found him and is trying to get out the location of the holy mayo by using a torture combination of making alucard eat cookies but have no milk, and to also pop bubble wrap but not let him pop any.
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Post by lindalou on May 4, 2006 4:09:58 GMT -5
Ok I will summon the Wizard again and have him cast the spell. How insidious of the General to pop bubble wrap infront of someone and not give them any to pop! Poor Alucard I hope he can survive such horrible torture. Perhaps if we can locate him we send some milk with the bats and they can drop it on him, he may get a bit wet and after sitting in the sun become rather ripe but at least he will be able to whistle again.
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Post by AREA666 on May 9, 2006 22:11:02 GMT -5
Excellent idea, the bats are on the way. Has the spell been cast yet, or does it take a long time to power up? Alucards absense is so long now, as well as the Generals, that I believe he has to be getting tortured. Alucard is crafty though so I know he will make it through, we just have to hope the temptations of milk and bubbles does not get to him so much that he tells of the mayos location.
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Post by lindalou on May 11, 2006 3:04:54 GMT -5
I call upon the powers of darkness to take back one of their own Eenie Meanie Chili Beanie Ha ha just kidding alittle wizard humor to lighten the mood! Ok lets see if I remember how this goes.... ah yes, There once was a man from Nantucket,, no no that's not it. Ahem, OK, ahhh... Bibbity Bobbity Boo his butt gas will smell like Pooh. NOOOO Stop we don't want him to get flatulence we want him to turn into a 3 bean salad!!! Oh yeah right ahh OK, ahem sorry sorry. Lets try this again. Ahhem, I call upon the wind to blow away our enemy, I call upon the earth to swallow his bones, the sun will rise and bring a bright new day and by the moon so pallid turn the General into WAIT I COMMAND YOU TO STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS!!! Where did you find this schlock anyway Lindalou? There is no need for this. The General is mine to call, how do you think a Furby got so powerful anyway hmmmm? Think about it. Ahhh now the light dawns upon the puny human! OK so whats in it for me if I call him home? -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by AREA666 on May 11, 2006 15:25:28 GMT -5
Well if you call him back then you get to have the one soul you can not command until those on the plane of existance wish him gone. With his soul at your disposal you will have somebody who can torture other souls, which will allow you more time to watch furby porn. He is very good at tortures as we have discussed before. Also I am sure Alucard will be happy and would give you some mayo for your own purposes.
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Post by lindalou on May 12, 2006 4:56:23 GMT -5
Hmmmm the Holy Mayo you say? Well Well Well, I think we may have a deal. First I shall spread some on the General and play slip and slide with him mawhahahahhaaa AAhhhh yesss the Holy Mayo is a good trade. Make it so. No tricks puny human I will know the difference between regular mayo and Holy Mayo. If I even think you are trying to trick me you will regret it for the rest of eternity. I will roast you alive. -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by AREA666 on May 12, 2006 18:10:17 GMT -5
Well then it would seem our fate is in the hands of Alucard. The sooner he is able to return and tell us what has been going on the better. And keep in mind there furby satan that you do not get all of the mayo, we still need it here in our fight with the Zlorians.
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Post by Alucard on May 12, 2006 18:58:38 GMT -5
i have made my return .....sorry for the absence i was watching a midget televangelist mud wrestling a psycotic one legged leper squid on a all day every day teleathon and for some reason couldnt pull my self away... i awoke today from my odd coma type hypnosis. as far as general bean bag is concerned my tosterzilla removed his batteries and put a rolling pin in his battery slot so he is currently inactive but his followers are opperating in independent cells but i have him hidden well in the knee cap of a kangaroo who happens to have a bad addiction to speed and lives in the polar ice caps....oooo kkkk well i have to shower because well i smell like seven donkeys asses refried and fermented in pig testicles.
i will talk to you again soon
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Post by lindalou on May 17, 2006 4:21:10 GMT -5
Alucard!!! glad to hear you not only survived but were able to put yourself into a coma watching midget wrestling. Ahh there is nothing like a good coma is there? Sorry about having the bats dump milk on you but the thought of you not being able to whistle was just to horrifying. I was begining to think perhaps the aliens abducted you and were finally giving you that good probing you have been asking for. Well with the General out of our hair for a while we should track down the furby cells and eliminate them. Do you have any information as to where they are operating out of? Or who now is funding them? I am willing to bet the Zlorian's may have something to do with it. They have begun an uprising in the southern quadrant and the other planets are running out of toast to smear the dead fruit on. Perhaps you should send Toasterzilla but that would leave our flank exposed to the right winged Cockroaches. Granted they can only fly in counter clockwise circles because they only have a right wing but they can still disrupt the traffic flow of nostril fleas. -+-Win32##Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0##1152 × 864##1-+-
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Post by Hallelujah on Jul 29, 2006 21:52:59 GMT -5
#report# (Cone of Silence Activated) Agent 96 reporting: I was trying to recover the hovercraft full of eels which was, unfortunately, still dragging people around with it when that device that Area made went off. Geez, you were supposed to making the Holy Handgrenade of lint, glue, sawdust and earwax.. not something that would change the WHOLE WORLD! #catfight# So, I gathered up the Yeti and went in search of Beanbag and Alucard. There is no sign of Beanbag anywhere... not even a picture... only File Not Founds everywhere a picture of him used be. What did that schlock Magician do anyway? I did, however, run across Alucard. Area, did you check your closet thoroughly before you moved? I thought not. Please go unlock it.
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Post by AREA666 on Jul 31, 2006 15:04:59 GMT -5
I do believe we have fully experienced the entirety of the repercussions from my device. I mean having only turned half the populace into Jello moulds of the Brady Bunch while simultaneously turning the atmosphere into a jelly like substance of melted ear wax and plastic is not to bad. It is interesting that Beanbag has disappeared so. Maybe you can contact the magician to see what has become of him, or it is possible this is simply another one of his crafty ploys. As for my old closet I do believe Alucard might be stuck there for all time. He must have been visiting it to see what new shirts I had to get some more ideas and found to his surprise that it was empty. When that happened his elbow macaroni tunnel he had been using to go between my closet and his many other other worldly places collapsed, thus sealing him off in there. If you had seen him recently it must mean his air supply is still fine, although I do have wonder about the smell that he would create after living in there for about a month with no bathroom to use. I would go an unlock the doors, but my key is now gone so his only hope to escape will be to strike a deal with whomever is there now, or to use his MacGyver handbook since I do believe there is plenty of carpet lint fibers in there as well as paint flakes, so with that he could easily create a short ranged teleporter.
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Post by Hallelujah on Aug 1, 2006 10:58:38 GMT -5
Since Alucard was still in your closet when he so graciously replied to Hiram, I will assume that he has managed to create a teleporter and is now in your new closet.
You are correct that the effects of your device were not nearly as bad as they could have been. As for Beanbag, I suppose we will have to wait for Lindalou to reappear so that she can contact the magician. Perhaps she will also have more intel on the Zlorians.
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Post by lindalou on Aug 2, 2006 2:13:20 GMT -5
Well the magician claims to know nothing of the disappearance of Bean Bag. But then a magician also takes an oath to never tell how a trick is done either or whether it is even trick or not. Very tricksy if you ask me. Perhaps if we squeeze enough Zlup fruit we can make a big enough smoothie that we can use it much like a high kalonic and force Alucard from the bowels of his macaroni tunnel.
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