Any Answers 2: The Battle

[Alucard]

lindalou said:

Yes GeneralBeanBag you may bow and grovel to me. Lindalou was graciously granted an audience with myself when I heard what you were up too. You are giving the Furby's a bad name and I will not tolerate this. If need be I will send for my soothsayer and have him sumon Satan Furby and he will come and take your soul back to HELL. Now let Alucard go and all will be forgiven.

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[lindalou]

Area there must be a way that we can find the place where that picture was taken! Perhaps we can scan his brain and download it to your computer. We could use this to lure General BeanBag out! Furby's are addicted to finding the G-Spot and we could am"bush" him there. #jester# Which is why he got involved in our battle here to begin with, he heard we had found it and wanted to take it for his own perverted furry pleasures. Perhaps that is what we could trade Satan if he wants something besides the General's soul.

And now a moment of silence for a fallen brother. Bat 65 will be missed. We must have vengance! #voodoo#



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[Hallelujah]

In memorium....



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[AREA666]

While bat 65 will be missed there are more important things for us to focus on at the moment. We still do not know the location of Alucard or Gamma, and also General Beanbag has been silent as of late so it is possible he is working on some sort of massive assault in which case we will need to be ready to repel it. In doing this it will mean most of our forces will be distributed to the defense so not many will be able to continue the search. The battle will soon be upon us, so everybody needs to look sharp and report even the smallest thing that may seem out of place.

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[generalbeanbag]

Ha...Your pathetic Queen has no power over General
Beanbag. She is actually a clone of the original queen whom i had personally assassinated long ago. you underestimate the power of Beanbag. Anything you might possibly conceive of i have made preparations for, as for gamma the sneaky RAT He escaped my holding cell, except with the amount of torture we put him through he developed a case of Tourette's
I have also been in communication with our pigeon battalion



we are almost ready to launch an unforgettable strike which will leave you all dumbfounded and weaken your force, And that Sap Alucard, after helping Gamma escape he disappeared himself, but not before stealing some information from us and going on the lamb but he will be dealt with soon..... #groupworship#





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[AREA666]

General you should now by now that to have pigeons poop on us is futile. Have you not watched Magikltrevrs animations? One of them deals with just what you plan to do. So it would seem you have not planned for all contingencies yet my friend.

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[lindalou]

Ha General you only thought you terminated me, but I learned a very important lesson from a disgusting little man named Saddam Hussien, I have many clones, dear little Meadow Cornflower sacrificed herself for safety of the heirarchy. I have issued a wonderful invention to all the troops in preparation of your poopy attatck.







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[lindalou]

Heeey General Wooo hoo you hunk a hunk a furby burnin love I'm ready for our rendevouz......



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[lindalou]

you guys are going all out ...but ......lunacy is great but wolfe doesn't want it to overrun the forum..especially considering this has gotten up to 5 pages worth ...if you guys want move ill move this to my section so you can continue the fight against beanbag and napalm dropping pigeons.




Yes Alucard you are right, sorry just got carried away. Please move our battle to one spot, it will be ever so much easier to continue on that way.



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[AREA666]

I am amazed at the extend of Furby mechandise you all are finding, people are just weird. Having all of our battle plans in one area will make things nice. Maybe once we see them all in one area Alucard will delete the old stuff if he wants to keep things clean. We will just have to ask hallelujah what is going on since she seems to somehow be able to remember all the little tidbits even with her CRS, so maybe she does not have CRS at all and is a spy sent to find out all of our plans, memorize them and then report back to either the General or some higher power.

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[lindalou]

#shocked# I am shocked that you would think Halleluja could be a double agent... but then again nobody could possibly be that nice. It must be a terrible charade she is playing on us. Perhaps she is really General Beanbag in disguise and has been spying on us all along.
It really is amazing isn't it? Who knew Furby's were so popular. I still find them just a bit creepy yet. But am facing my fears as I was running out of armor and WD 40.
I will keep my left side looking to the sky all though if I do that my lovely umbrella hat won't do me much good.

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[Hallelujah]

#report# Sadly, the CRS is all too real. However, I do have my handy dandy 007 camera in a pen, trusty McGuyver knife notepad all-in-one, and my agent 96 shoe computer. These things combined with knowledge gleaned from watching re-runs of the Munsters and information received about the g-spot by torturing pigeons with the ear-piercing strains of music from Disco Fever should be enough to help turn the Furby tide.

However, I believe that the umbrella hats should be standard issue to all Yeti. Also, perhaps we could use bat goana (is that how it's spelled? CRS) as an agent to retard the rusting of armor, just in case Lindalou runs out of WD 40. #chocobo#



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[AREA666]

Man, we will be a wonderful smelling bunch there, not sure how to spell it myself, but I know what you mean. Where do you get all of your wonderful toys? I only have the MacGyver handbook and a standard issue swiss army knife as mine.

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[Hallelujah]

Why, my local Spies-R-Us of course! Doesn't everyone shop there? I also modified some gadgets found on this site www.wouldyoubelieve.com/index.html There are a LOT of wonderful ideas there, like a cigarette lighter that shoots poison gas, the cone of silence and invisible walls. Is a wonderful place to visit! #thumbsup#



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[Alucard]

OK i discovered that i have no idea where the hell i am but heres a photo



i haven't located Gamma yet ...which you would figure it wouldn't be hard to find a rat with touretts....so i will have to post what i know and hope that it remains on the board long enough to inform you all...... here some of the documents that i stole.

1st



i thought this might help with the upcoming battle....since we all know that they will try to use every advantage they have to defeat us

2nd

I found these schematics i thought they might help...maybe we can find some weakness in their structure or mechanics.

3rd

I also found this picture....it seems that general beanbags
power spreads allot further then we originally thought it seems that furby's are actually in control of some of the major political power structures in the world .

4th
the furby who kidnapped me and who was impersonating me met his demise once i escaped general beanbag......in stead of torturing him and asking him questions i decided to do something that might be more useful in training our troops


OK ill will see what else i can find...by the way my mcguyver hand book was partially distroyed.....i need an new copy sent to me asap along with 3 rolls of duct tape, coat hanger and a thermos....figure i might need to arm myself....never know when beanbag and his minions will attack.




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