Post by MrBadExample on Apr 9, 2007 16:47:01 GMT -5
My Grandparents were over the other day, and my Grandpa told this joke after dinner.
A married couple ere sitting on their porch one afternoon.
"Harold," said the wife, "if I died, would you re-marry?"
"Well now, " replied the husband, "I should think that after an appropriate period of mourning, I would."
"Oh. " replied the wife. After a moment, she asked "But you wouldn't live in the same house, would you Harold?"
"Well now, we have a lot of money invested in this house. If I sold it, that would all go to waste."
"Oh. But you wouldn't sleep in the same bed, would you?"
"Well now, we paid money for that bed. If I was to get rid of it, it would just be more money to replace it."
"Oh, I see." said the wife.
After a minute or two, the wife turned to her husband and asked, "Harold, you wouldn't let her use my golf clubs, would you?"
"Heavens, no, my dear!" Harold exclaimed, "she's left handed."
A married couple ere sitting on their porch one afternoon.
"Harold," said the wife, "if I died, would you re-marry?"
"Well now, " replied the husband, "I should think that after an appropriate period of mourning, I would."
"Oh. " replied the wife. After a moment, she asked "But you wouldn't live in the same house, would you Harold?"
"Well now, we have a lot of money invested in this house. If I sold it, that would all go to waste."
"Oh. But you wouldn't sleep in the same bed, would you?"
"Well now, we paid money for that bed. If I was to get rid of it, it would just be more money to replace it."
"Oh, I see." said the wife.
After a minute or two, the wife turned to her husband and asked, "Harold, you wouldn't let her use my golf clubs, would you?"
"Heavens, no, my dear!" Harold exclaimed, "she's left handed."
