Post by Alucard on Aug 4, 2007 17:41:22 GMT -5
wolfe liked this so told me to post it
Johnny was going to be married to Jenn, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Johnny, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said here try these on." " She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them'." "I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will'. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Hmmm said Johnny. He thought that might be a good thing to try.On his honeymoon, Johnny took off his pants and said to Jenn, "Here try these on".
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me".
Johnny said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that".
Then Jenn took off her pants and handed them to Johnny.
She said,"Here you try on mine".
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants".
Jenn said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will".
Johnny was going to be married to Jenn, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Johnny, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said here try these on." " She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them'." "I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will'. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Hmmm said Johnny. He thought that might be a good thing to try.On his honeymoon, Johnny took off his pants and said to Jenn, "Here try these on".
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me".
Johnny said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that".
Then Jenn took off her pants and handed them to Johnny.
She said,"Here you try on mine".
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants".
Jenn said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will".
