Cell Phones: A Modern Convenience

[Night Ω Wolfe]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello?"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000."

MAN: "OK, but if you're spending that much anyway I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing: The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.9 million."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1.75."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[MrBadExample]

Heh, yeah. My first year calculus prof told that one in class. He was an odd fellow. One day, we were working with some limit problem involving roots. He asked the class what they thought the answer was, and when someone answered incorrectly, he shouted "KABOOM! THE BOOBY TRAP GOES OFF!" at the top of his lungs. I think he missed his medication that morning.

[griffman]

Haha yeah I've seen that one on television. It's hilarious :Laugh:

:GoodJob: on the smilies. I think they are amazing. By far my favorite so far. :Yes:

[AREA666]

There is a commercial of that? I must see it.

[griffman]

Yeah.. I couldn't find it. I don't remember what it was advertising.. youtube doesn't take kindly to searching "cell phone commercial" It came up with like 3 results...

[AREA666]

I tried to google it but only can find the text of the joke and nobody replied to them with a link or anything since they are all evil.