hello my silly B******

[Alucard]

So while trying to make a career being the first lunar pogo sheep herder (which didn't work as well as my blue prints said it would) I experimented with a few types of employment to fund my expedition to the moon as well as the money to purchase the sheep, duct tape and the pogo sticks.

my 1st job was reading braille to a hearing impaired Easter island head.(this guy still owes me money, and he won't answer my calls the bastard.)

my 2nd job was a child diving instructor i was fired after my second week. (damn parents, crying and boo-hooing, so what i didn't give all the kids parachutes i told them to share.)

my 3rd job was nice i got to sit around and answer calls and help people with problems. (yes i had the highest fatality rate but it's called the suicide hot line, not the talk them out of suicide hot line, bunch of whiners.)

my 4th and final job which gave me enough money to fulfill my dream was as a door to door, door salesman. surprisingly old people will buy a new door with almost no hesitation. (Yeah technically i broke into their homes the night before buy kicking the door in, but hey it's a sale.)

So any way sheep no matter how well you tape them to the pogo stick, really hate bouncing and even more herding in a zero gravity enviorment isn't as easy as i thought it was going to be, not to mention i spent all the money i had getting a space shuttle, sheep, pogo sticks, duct tape, coffee, and air. i forgot to buy food so iended up eating my live stock. its a real shame because they really started making some progress. (Yes some would view their ability to adapt as nothing more then self preservation, but i look at it as a near success and since i video taped what transpired up there i'm planning on showing it to my new herd before we ever launch.)

on a side note if any one has seen my herd ofEuropean mouflon please contact me it seems after i showed them the tape they have run off (probably scared about the flight ;D)

[AREA666]

I am amazed Alucard, this is one of your first messages to have continuity, or at least some semblance of it.

I am sorry to hear about your troubles with the Moai, perhaps he is the same one from Night At The Museum and you only need to offer him some gum.

I think you are on the right track with your sheep herding though, so do not give up on them. Perhaps they only need the ability to teleport through cheese and all will be well.

As for your lost herd I have seen them, although they are in disguise as seen here.

[Alucard]

it seems that they did not like your attempt to help me locate them and have therefore hacked into the image host and deleted the picture.

they however did leave a parting gift in the front seat of my rollerblades, as well as stealing and forcing my pet duck Bigglesworth to strap a vest of m-80s to himself and suicide bomb my tracking pigeons home base.

all things considered i wonder what tang flavored tofu would taste like?