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Post by griffman on Jun 11, 2008 22:03:54 GMT -5
Yeah so while I was at work today someone vandalized my car. More than likely it was one of my friends, but still that is uncool. I got off work at 10, and it took me 45 minutes to clean it all up. There were condoms EVERYWHERE. All over my car, on all the handles, the gear shifter, rear view mirror, windshield wipers, etc. Luckily no shaving cream on the paint - I'm just plain pissed off about it though. There was honestly in excess of 50 condoms in my car. Probably like $100 worth of them.
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Post by Ari’laftia on Jun 12, 2008 5:58:39 GMT -5
hahahahahaha
Oh griff... Im sorry...
ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahah
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Jun 12, 2008 8:49:21 GMT -5
Griff sweety? Don't you have locks on your car? While I am terribly sorry you had to spend so much time cleaning up your car since that IS a total pain in the butt, I have to admit it's kinda amusing Huge waste of money though! Arghh! Well what you need to do is find out who did it, cause payback's a b**ch!!
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Post by griffman on Jun 12, 2008 9:00:05 GMT -5
I do realize that it would be very funny if it were someone else. However, I don't know who it was, and I do have locks. However, my passenger window does not work, it can be pushed up or down..
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Post by Night Ω Wolfe on Jun 12, 2008 9:16:33 GMT -5
Ohhh that sucks!!!! Well I'm sorry hun, I know I definitely wouldn't want to spend my evening cleaning condoms out of my car!
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Post by griffman on Jun 12, 2008 9:38:31 GMT -5
I'll figure it out eventually. I don't know how many people know that my window doesn't work, but there can't be that many.
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Post by AREA666 on Jun 12, 2008 20:58:28 GMT -5
Whoever did it could have just gotten the condoms for free since there are a lot of place you can go to get them, like a church, hospital, schools, etc, so they may have just done that, and if not then you should ask them if it was worth them spending the money to do this. Oh and if you kept them, and find out who it was you could set them on fire on their front lawn since burning rubber smells so good and all...
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Post by griffman on Jun 12, 2008 22:19:06 GMT -5
The boxes of condom were left in my car. They were flavored and tingly and warming. 3 packs of 12, so overestimated on 50. I didn't find those till today though. I guess they hid it well under my seat.
Why would a church give out free condoms? For one, they are against pre-marital sex. Two, they are against contraceptive use. I suppose if the pastor is young maybe...
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Post by griffman on Jun 12, 2008 23:43:54 GMT -5
OK so Wolfe and Alucard gave me some great ideas to get back at them, but I could go for some more input. That way if I can't get one of theirs done I'll at least have a backup. Any ideas guys?
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Post by AREA666 on Jun 13, 2008 7:44:50 GMT -5
If you do not mind spending some money then you could put Saran wrap on their cars. Do it so that they can not get in at all without cutting it. It would take a while to do, but it would be fun. You could remove the plugs in their tires and hide them somewhere. If you want to be evil you can put thermite on their engine blocks.
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